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Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow (Genetic Department)

Evil geniuses for a better tomorrow

Genetic Speed Up Project



Disclaimer: The Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow (EGBT) are a world-wide organisation of countless scientific groups and individuals. We bring you the latest in science breakthroughs, and are taking over the world so that you don't have to. Whether you like it or not.



Genetic Speed-up: One special project of the EGBT is the speed-up of the genetic evolution of the Earth's life-forms. The easiest way to achieve this goal is to distribute as much as possible nuclear material in the biosphere. Actually, we are quite successful in this topic. Have a look of our picture book of nuclear explosions, initiated by the EGBT, in places all over the world. We calculated, that if we continue with the current rate of explosions, the genetic development will increase at least by a factor of 5 in the next 100 years. Additionally, the world super-powers will run out of nuclear weapons around the year 2175. We estimate therefore this year as the perfect moment for final take-over.

Due to the chaotic self-organising structures of the EGBT, it is not always possible to stay up to date. Therefore, if you made some nuclear explosions by yourself, or observed one, please send in a picture to be included in the gallery for documentation purposes. Thanks for your support.



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