Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow (Genetic Department)
Evil
geniuses for a better tomorrow
Genetic
Speed Up Project
Disclaimer:
The Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow (EGBT) are a world-wide
organisation of countless scientific groups and individuals. We bring
you the latest in science breakthroughs, and are taking over the
world so that you don't have to. Whether you like it or not.
Genetic
Speed-up: One special project
of the EGBT is the speed-up of the genetic evolution of the Earth's
life-forms. The easiest way to achieve this goal is to distribute as
much as possible nuclear material in the biosphere. Actually, we are
quite successful in this topic. Have a look of our picture
book of nuclear explosions,
initiated by the EGBT, in places all over the world. We calculated,
that if we continue with the current rate of explosions, the genetic
development will increase at least by a factor of 5 in the next 100
years. Additionally, the world super-powers will run out of nuclear
weapons around the year 2175. We estimate therefore this year as the
perfect moment for final take-over.
Due
to the chaotic self-organising structures of the EGBT, it is not
always possible to stay up to date. Therefore, if you made some nuclear
explosions by yourself, or observed one, please send
in a picture to be included in the gallery for
documentation purposes. Thanks for your support.
taking
over the world
for a better tomorrow
Other
projects of the Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow: